Life in the Glare

Then I saw a great white throne and him who was seated on it. Earth and sky fled from his presence, and there was no place for them. (Revelation 20:11)

Notes to Self:

1. This here ain’t no democracy.

2. Your perspective will be welcome as long as it’s correct.

3. Self-actualization has a really short self-life.

4. You will never earn enough credits for a free game.

5. Don’t bother trying to hide the evidence.

6. Bring a gift (but save the receipt).

7. Since the program is likely to be long, sit near the restroom.

8. Practice groveling.

9. Don’t hold your breath.

10. You may have the answer, but nobody’s asking that question.

11. When in doubt, believe.

12. Given the current state of affairs, it’s probably a good idea to learn to dance.

13. Even death can have a bad day.

14. Never ask God for a light.

15. If you are invited to sing along, don’t use falsetto.

16. At least try to look like you’re having a good time.

17. No flash photography, please.

18. Nobody will want to see your scars.

19. If you start to feel light-headed, you’re most likely in the right place.

20. As soon as you hear harps, turn off your cell phone.

21. Absolutely no knock-knock jokes!

22. Double-check your fly and for food stuck in your teeth.

23. Avoid wearing off-white.

24. If the shoe fits, you’re in deep doo-doo.

25. Remember: once the show starts, all bets are off.


One Response

  1. Yea! Talk about new world order. The idea of a King doesn’t sit too well with most of us at this point in our history.

    Get used to it! He can’t be impeached and He’s not going to resign. Can’t even assassinate Him.

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