The Second Coming?

In just a little while, he who is coming will come and will not delay. (Hebrews 10:37)

It’s been a while, but I’ve needed the break. Nearly 400 consecutive daily installments of religious snark can take it out of a guy. There have been a mounting number of inquiries wondering what ever happened to Our Daily Fred and even a few ardent appeals to bring it back. To the few wise who have kept their lamps trimmed in anticipation for ODF’s return, you may soon be rewarded. And to those of you who have been getting along just fine without it—well, vapidity is its own punishment.

But I have to tell you: I’m not the same guy now. Oh, I’ve still got attitude and an unassailable sense of my own importance (based on extensive research), but a resurrected ODF won’t be the same. Careful readers may notice a shift of perspective, or not. One thing, however, will be immediately apparent: Our Daily Fred won’t be quite so daily this time around. Not that posts won’t be regular, just that new ones won’t appear like clockwork every 24 hours. The tyranny of the daily post just about killed me last time. I do have other things to do, you know. Besides, even many faithful ODF readers didn’t read every daily post. So I’m not going to sweat it this time. We’re still going to call this thing Our Daily Fred, mostly because it’s catchier than “Our Mostly Regular Fred” or “Our Frequent But Not Slavishly Punctual Fred.” Well see how it goes. Who knows? The daily part may once again reassert itself regardless of how I happen to feel about it. Obsession is like that. Otherwise, the M.O. is the same.

So here we go again. Some day you and God better thank me for this.

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Oh yeah. You can now follow Our Daily Fred on Twitter!

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2 Responses

  1. Family Movie,” Fifth Quarter”! Also, Courageous

  2. I would say I missed your sick and warped sense of self important perspective on religion and trivial issues that have nor real relevance in this society.your However well let us just leave the rest alone ( similar to your reflection in the mirror

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